YOU SAID:
he smells like a hippo's chewed up burrito
INTO JAPANESE
彼はカバが噛んだブリトーのようなにおいがする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He smells like a burrito bitten by a hippo
INTO JAPANESE
彼はカバに噛まれたブリトーのようなにおいがする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He smells like a burrito bitten by a hippo
You should move to Japan!