YOU SAID:
He's sitting on the fence
INTO JAPANESE
彼は柵の上に座っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is sitting on a fence
INTO JAPANESE
彼はどっちつかずだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is sitting on the fence.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はどっちつかずだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is sitting on the fence.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.