YOU SAID:
He said that he wasn't feeling well and that he wouldn't be able to come tonight.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は彼がよく感じではなかったと、彼が今夜来ることでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He's feeling well he will not and he will come tonight.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はよく彼がされず、彼は今夜来る感じです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well he is he, he is coming tonight.
INTO JAPANESE
よく彼は彼、彼は今夜来る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well he is he will come tonight.
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、彼は彼が今夜来る。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, he is he will come tonight.
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、彼は彼は今晩来るでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, he comes he is tonight.
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、彼は彼は今夜。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, tonight he he.
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、今夜彼彼。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, tonight he he.
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