YOU SAID:
He ran away and peed in his pants.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は逃げ出してズボンを覗いた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He ran away and laid on his pants.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は逃げ出してズボンをかぶった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He ran away and put on his pants.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は逃げ出してズボンをはいた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He ran away and put on his pants.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.