YOU SAID:
He may appear spiky or ill-tempered, but Grave Buster just wants to give you a big hug. Unless you're a puppy. He's terrified of those.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はとがったように見えるか、気分が悪いように見えるかもしれませんが、Grave Busterはあなたに大きな抱擁を与えたいだけです。あなたが子犬でない限り。彼はそれらを恐れています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He may look spiky or sick, but Grave Buster only wants to give you a big hug. Unless you are a puppy. He is afraid of them.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はとがったように見えるか、病気に見えるかもしれませんが、Grave Busterはあなたに大きな抱擁を与えたいだけです。あなたが子犬でない限り。彼は彼らを恐れています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He may look sharp or sick, but Grave Buster only wants to give you a great hug. Unless you are a puppy. He is afraid of them.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は鋭く見えるか病気に見えるかもしれませんが、Grave Busterはあなたに素晴らしい抱擁を与えたいだけです。あなたが子犬でない限り。彼は彼らを恐れています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He may look sharp or sick, but Grave Buster only wants to give you a great hug. Unless you are a puppy. He is afraid of them.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.