YOU SAID:
he lost to the banana that grew in my green ear
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私の緑の耳で育ったバナナに負けました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He lost to a banana that grew up with my green ears
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私の緑の耳で育ったバナナに負けました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He lost to a banana that grew up with my green ears
That didn't even make that much sense in English.