YOU SAID:

he lost his spine and went slithering down the creaky stairs to mortally frighten Mr. Poophead, who was drinking his morning dirt-flavored coffee.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は背骨を失い、きしむような階段を滑り降りて、朝の汚れた風味のコーヒーを飲んでいたプープヘッド氏を死に物狂いで怖がらせました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He lost his spine and slid down the creaky stairs, desperately scaring Mr. Poophead, who was drinking the dirty flavored coffee of the morning.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は背骨を失い、きしむような階段を滑り降り、朝の汚れた風味のコーヒーを飲んでいたプープヘッド氏を必死に怖がらせました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He lost his spine and slid down the creaky stairs, desperately scaring Mr. Poophead, who was drinking the dirt-flavored coffee of the morning.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は背骨を失い、きしむような階段を滑り降り、朝の汚れた風味のコーヒーを飲んでいたプープヘッド氏を必死に怖がらせました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He lost his spine and slid down the creaky stairs, desperately scaring Mr. Poophead, who was drinking the dirt-flavored coffee of the morning.