YOU SAID:
He's just a wee lad, mate, would you like a cuppa in the local?
INTO JAPANESE
彼はちょうどいい子よ、仲間、地元のクッパを好きなの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is just a good girl, a friend, do you like local Koppa?
INTO JAPANESE
彼はちょうど良い女の子、友達、地元のコッパを好きですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Does he just like good girls, friends, local Coppa?
INTO JAPANESE
彼は良い女の子、友達、地元のコッパを好きですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Does he like good girls, friends, local Coppa?
INTO JAPANESE
彼は良い女の子、友達、地元のコッパを好きですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Does he like good girls, friends, local Coppa?
You should move to Japan!