YOU SAID:
He is as cuddly as a cactus, he is as charming as an eel.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はサボテンと同じくらいかわいい、ウナギと同じくらい魅力的です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is as cute as a cactus and as attractive as an eel.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はサボテンと同じくらい可愛く、ウナギと同じくらい魅力的です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is as cute as a cactus and as attractive as an eel.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.