YOU SAID:
He huffed and he puffed and he shat on the floor
INTO JAPANESE
彼が怒ると彼し、彼は床に shat
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He would be angry with him, and he shat on the floor
INTO JAPANESE
彼は、彼と一緒に怒っているだろうし、彼は床に shat
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is angry with him, he shat on the floor
INTO JAPANESE
彼は彼と一緒に怒っている、彼は床に shat
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is angry with him, he shat on the floor
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