YOU SAID:

he he he your ambidextrous mother looks like a two headed cow

INTO JAPANESE

彼は彼のあなたの両性愛の母親は二頭の牛のように見えます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He looks like his bisexual mother is two cows

INTO JAPANESE

彼は、バイセクシャルの母親が二頭の牛のようです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He is like a bisexual mother with two cows

INTO JAPANESE

彼は2頭の牛を飼っているバイセクシュアルな母親のようです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He is like a bisexual mother with two cows