YOU SAID:
He had a hanger hung on his headphones having heavenly hamburger holding a hammer who hammered a hammerer
INTO JAPANESE
彼はヘッドフォンにハンガーを掛けていた ハンマーを持った天国のハンバーガー ハンマーを叩いたハンマー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He had a hanger on his headphones A heavenly hamburger with a hammer A hammer that hit a hammer
INTO JAPANESE
彼はヘッドフォンにハンガーを持っていた ハンマーを持った天国のハンバーガー ハンマーを叩くハンマー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He had a hanger on his headphones A heavenly hamburger with a hammer Hammer hitting a hammer
INTO JAPANESE
彼はヘッドフォンにハンガーを持っていた ハンマーを持った天国のようなハンバーガー ハンマーを叩くハンマー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He had a hanger on his headphones A heavenly hamburger with a hammer Hammer hitting a hammer
That didn't even make that much sense in English.