YOU SAID:
He gave me a bad review So my friend put a horse head on the bed He ate the head and gave it a bad review
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私に悪いレビューを与えたので、私の友人はベッドに馬の頭を置いた彼は頭を食べて、それは悪いレビューを与えた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because he gave me a bad review, my friend put the horse's head in the bed He ate the head, it gave a bad review
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私に悪いレビューを与えたので、私の友人はベッドの中に馬の頭を入れた。彼は頭を食べた、それは悪いレビューを与えた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because he gave me a bad review, my friend put the horse's head in the bed. He ate a head, it gave a bad review
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私に悪いレビューをくれたので、私の友人は馬の頭をベッドに置きました。彼は頭を食べた、それは悪いレビューを与えた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because he gave me a bad review, my friend put the horse's head on the bed. He ate a head, it gave a bad review
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私に悪いレビューをくれたので、私の友人は馬の頭をベッドの上に置いた。彼は頭を食べた、それは悪いレビューを与えた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because he gave me a bad review, my friend put the horse's head on the bed. He ate a head, it gave a bad review
That didn't even make that much sense in English.