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...he eats pumpkin pie while sitting on the couch. he doesn't fight, he just sleeps while eating pizza because he can do that. adventures? no! cake? yes! it's easy! that's why he's so darn thick!

INTO JAPANESE

...彼はソファに座りながらパンプキンパイを食べます。彼は戦わず、ただピザを食べながら寝るだけです。それができるからです。冒険？いいえ！ケーキ？はい！それは簡単です！だから彼はあんなに太いのです！

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...He eats pumpkin pie while sitting on the sofa. He doesn't fight, he just eats pizza and sleeps. Because it can. adventure? no! cake? yes! It's easy! That's why he's so fat!

INTO JAPANESE

...彼はソファに座りながらパンプキンパイを食べます。彼は争うことはなく、ただピザを食べて寝るだけです。それができるからです。冒険？いいえ！ケーキ？はい！それは簡単です！だから彼はあんなに太っているのです！

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...He eats pumpkin pie while sitting on the sofa. He doesn't fight, he just eats pizza and goes to bed. Because it can. adventure? no! cake? yes! It's easy! That's why he's so fat!

INTO JAPANESE

...彼はソファに座りながらパンプキンパイを食べます。彼は喧嘩もせず、ただピザを食べて寝るだけです。それはできるからです。冒険？いいえ！ケーキ？はい！それは簡単です！だから彼はあんなに太っているのです！

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...He eats pumpkin pie while sitting on the sofa. He doesn't fight, he just eats pizza and goes to bed. Because it can. adventure? no! cake? yes! It's easy! That's why he's so fat!