YOU SAID:
he came out wearing a towel as a diaper
INTO JAPANESE
彼はおむつとしてタオルを身に着けて出てきた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He came out wearing a towel as a diaper
INTO JAPANESE
おむつとしてタオルを履いて出てきた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I came out wearing a towel as a diaper
INTO JAPANESE
おむつとしてタオルを履いて出てきた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I came out wearing a towel as a diaper
That's deep, man.