YOU SAID:
He ate my hamburger so I punched him in the nose.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私のハンバーガーを食べたので、私は彼を鼻で打ちました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He ate my hamburger, so I struck him nose.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私のハンバーガーを食べたので、私は彼を殴った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He ate my Burger, so I hit him.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は、彼を襲ったので私のハンバーガーを食べた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He hit him so ate my Burger.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は彼を打つので私のハンバーガーを食べた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He beat him so ate my Burger.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私のハンバーガーを食べたので彼のビート。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He ate my Burger as his beat.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は彼のビートとして私のハンバーガーを食べた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He ate my Burger as his beat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.