YOU SAID:
He's a really cool guy. He's got a cool shirt, he's got cool shoes, did I mention the shirt? If you ever got the chance to meet him, you'd know why I want to be him.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は本当にクールな男です。彼はクールなシャツを持っています、彼はクールな靴を持っています、私はシャツについて言及しましたか?彼に会う機会があれば、私が彼になりたい理由がわかるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He's a really cool guy. He has a cool shirt, he has cool shoes, did I mention the shirt? If you have the opportunity to meet him, you will know why I want to be him.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は本当にクールな男です。彼はクールなシャツを持っています、彼はクールな靴を持っています、私はシャツについて言及しましたか?彼に会う機会があれば、私が彼になりたい理由がわかります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He's a really cool guy. He has a cool shirt, he has cool shoes, did I mention the shirt? If I ever get a chance to meet him, I will understand why I want to be him.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は本当にクールな男です。彼はクールなシャツを持っています、彼はクールな靴を持っています、私はシャツについて言及しましたか?彼に会う機会があれば、なぜ彼になりたいのか理解できます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He's a really cool guy. He has a cool shirt, he has cool shoes, did I mention the shirt? If you have the opportunity to meet him, you will understand why you want to be him.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は本当にクールな男です。彼はクールなシャツを持っています、彼はクールな靴を持っています、私はシャツについて言及しましたか?彼に会う機会があれば、なぜ彼になりたいのか理解できます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He's a really cool guy. He has a cool shirt, he has cool shoes, did I mention the shirt? If you have the opportunity to meet him, you will understand why you want to be him.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.