YOU SAID:
HazEL IS SO freaking cool that she broke the coolometer
INTO JAPANESE
HazELは冷たさ計を壊してしまうほどクールだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
HazEL is cool enough to break the coldness gauge
INTO JAPANESE
HazELは冷たさゲージが壊れるほどかっこいい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
HazEL is cool enough to break the coldness gauge
That's deep, man.