YOU SAID:
hay my name is samuel and i like farts
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はサミュエル、おならが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello my name is samuel i like to fart
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はサミュエルです、私はおならが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello my name is samuel i like to fart
You should move to Japan!