YOU SAID:
haven't you ever heard of closing the god dam door?!
INTO JAPANESE
神ダム扉を閉めると聞いてない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
God dam door shut and not heard!
INTO JAPANESE
神ダム ドアはシャット ダウンし、聞いたことがない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Never heard a God dam door shut down!
INTO JAPANESE
ダムの神扉をシャット ダウンを聞いたことがない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I've never heard God dam door shut!
INTO JAPANESE
神ダム ドアを聞いたことがない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I've never heard a God dam door!
INTO JAPANESE
神ダム ドアを聞いたことがない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I've never heard a God dam door!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.