YOU SAID:
Have you seen my humungous cat? It would be happy if you do a cartwheel before petting it.
INTO JAPANESE
私の巨大な猫を見たことがありますか?かわいがる前に側転をしていただければ幸いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have you ever seen my giant cat? I would appreciate it if you could cartwheel before you pet.
INTO JAPANESE
私の巨大な猫を見たことがありますか?ペットを飼う前に側転していただければ幸いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have you ever seen my giant cat? We would appreciate it if you could cartwheel before you have a pet.
INTO JAPANESE
私の巨大な猫を見たことがありますか?ペットを飼う前に側転していただければ幸いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have you ever seen my giant cat? We would appreciate it if you could cartwheel before you have a pet.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.