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Have you ever experienced a confounding time where, upon sitting on the toilet with the sudden urge to take a poo, you discover that instead of coming upon a poo in the toilet, you find a small, really mad gorilla?

INTO JAPANESE

突然うんちをしたくてトイレに座ったとき、トイレでうんちを見つける代わりに、小さな、本当に狂ったゴリラを見つけたという当惑した経験をしたことがありますか?

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Have you ever had the disconcerting experience of suddenly wanting to poop, sitting on the toilet, and instead of finding poop in the toilet, you found a tiny, really crazy gorilla?

INTO JAPANESE

突然うんちをしたくなり、トイレに座っていると、トイレでうんちを見つける代わりに、本当に小さな、本当にクレイジーなゴリラを見つけたという当惑した経験をしたことがありますか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Have you ever had the disconcerting experience of suddenly having to poop, sitting on the toilet, and instead of finding poop in the toilet, you found a really small, really crazy gorilla?

INTO JAPANESE

突然うんちをしなければならなくなり、トイレに座っていたら、トイレでうんちを見つける代わりに、本当に小さくて本当にイカれたゴリラを見つけたという当惑した経験をしたことがありますか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Have you ever had the disconcerting experience of suddenly having to poop, sitting on the toilet, and instead of finding poop in the toilet, you found a really small, really crazy gorilla?