YOU SAID:
Have you ever experienced a confounding time where, upon sitting on the toilet with the sudden urge to take a poo, you discover that instead of coming upon a poo in the toilet, you find a small, purple frog?
INTO JAPANESE
突然うんちをしたくてトイレに座っていると、トイレでうんちを見つける代わりに、小さな紫色のカエルを見つけたという当惑した経験をしたことがありますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have you ever had the disconcerting experience of suddenly wanting to poop, sitting on the toilet, and instead of finding poop in the toilet, you found a small purple frog?
INTO JAPANESE
突然うんちをしたくなり、トイレに座っていると、便所ではなく小さな紫色のカエルを見つけて当惑した経験はありませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have you ever felt the sudden urge to poop, and while you were sitting on the toilet, you were perplexed to find a small purple frog instead of the toilet?
INTO JAPANESE
突然うんちをしたくなり、トイレに座っていると、トイレの代わりに小さな紫色のカエルを見つけて当惑したことはありませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have you ever suddenly felt the need to poop, and as you were sitting on the toilet, you found yourself perplexed to find a small purple frog instead of the toilet?
INTO JAPANESE
突然うんちをしたくなり、トイレに座っていると、トイレの代わりに小さな紫色のカエルを見つけて困惑したことはありませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have you ever suddenly felt the need to poop, and when you were sitting on the toilet, you found a small purple frog instead of the toilet and got confused?
INTO JAPANESE
突然うんちがしたくなり、トイレに座っていると、トイレの代わりに小さな紫色のカエルを見つけて混乱したことはありませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have you ever suddenly felt the need to poop and when you were sitting on the toilet, you found a small purple frog instead of the toilet and got confused?
INTO JAPANESE
突然うんちがしたくなり、トイレに座っていると、トイレの代わりに小さな紫色のカエルを見つけて混乱したことはありませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have you ever suddenly felt the need to poop and when you were sitting on the toilet, you found a small purple frog instead of the toilet and got confused?
That's deep, man.