YOU SAID:
Have I mentioned that I am not a vampire today?
INTO JAPANESE
私は私はない吸血鬼今日言及しているか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will I not vampires today have mentioned?
INTO JAPANESE
私は私にない吸血鬼を言及している今日ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am today I mentioned not vampires?
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日ない吸血鬼を述べられるか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I mentioned today not vampires?
INTO JAPANESE
今日述べた吸血鬼ではないか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Isn't vampire said today.
INTO JAPANESE
吸血鬼は今日言ったではないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are not vampires said today.
INTO JAPANESE
今日吸血鬼ではないといいます。
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Today vampires are not called.
INTO JAPANESE
今日吸血鬼は呼び出されません。
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Today the vampire is not invoked.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、吸血鬼は呼び出されません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, the vampire is not invoked.
INTO JAPANESE
今日では、吸血鬼は呼び出されません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, the vampire is not invoked.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.