Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
Hatsune Miku is a baby of my Leek's best friend and he sat on my lap and ate vegemite.
INTO JAPANESE
初音ミクは、私のネギの親友の赤ちゃん、彼は私の膝の上に座って、ベジマイトを食べた。
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium