YOU SAID:
hat fits the cat, but the cat hates hat, so who shall get the hat?
INTO JAPANESE
帽子は猫に合うが、猫は帽子を嫌うので、誰が帽子を手に入れるのだろうか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hats fit cats, but cats don't like hats, so who gets hats?
INTO JAPANESE
帽子は猫に合うが、猫は帽子が好きではないので、だれが帽子をかぶるか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hats fit cats, but cats don't like hats, so who wears hats?
INTO JAPANESE
帽子は猫に合うが、猫は帽子が好きではないので、誰が帽子をかぶっているのか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hats fit cats, but cats don't like hats, so who wears hats?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
