YOU SAID:
happy birthday to an old smelly war veteran
INTO JAPANESE
古い臭いのある戦争のベテランへの誕生日おめでとう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Happy birthday to experienced war veteran with old smell
INTO JAPANESE
古い匂いの経験豊かな戦争のベテランへのお誕生日おめでとう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Happy birthday to experienced war veteran with old smell
That didn't even make that much sense in English.