YOU SAID:
Happy as a clam clappy as a ham
INTO JAPANESE
ハムとしてそうハマグリとして幸せ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As the ham so happy as a clam
INTO JAPANESE
ハムとしては貝のようにとても幸せです
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As the ham is very happy to shell
INTO JAPANESE
ハムはシェルにとても満足しています
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Ham is very satisfied with Shell
INTO JAPANESE
ハムはシェルに非常に満足しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ham is very pleased with Shell
INTO JAPANESE
ハムはシェルに非常に満足しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ham is very pleased with Shell
That didn't even make that much sense in English.