YOU SAID:
Hand Me The Keys You F***Ing C***Sucker
INTO JAPANESE
私にあなたがF *** Ing C *** Suckerの鍵を渡してください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Give me the key of you F *** Ing C *** Sucker
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの鍵をくださいF *** Ing C *** Sucker
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Give me your key F *** Ing C *** Sucker
INTO JAPANESE
キーをくださいF *** Ing C *** Sucker
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please give me the key F *** Ing C *** Sucker
INTO JAPANESE
キーをくださいF *** Ing C *** Sucker
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please give me the key F *** Ing C *** Sucker
That didn't even make that much sense in English.