YOU SAID:
Hand me the defwibiwatow. OwO
INTO JAPANESE
私は手、defwibiwatow です。OwO
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I get the defwibiwatow. OwO
INTO JAPANESE
私は、defwibiwatow を得る。OwO
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I get defwibiwatow. OwO
INTO JAPANESE
私は defwibiwatow を取得します。OwO
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I get defwibiwatow. OwO
That didn't even make that much sense in English.