YOU SAID:
Half of nothing is nothing.
INTO JAPANESE
何の半分は何も。
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Half of what is what.
INTO JAPANESE
何が何の半分。
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What is half of something.
INTO JAPANESE
何は、何かの半分です。
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What is half of something.
You've done this before, haven't you.