YOU SAID:
half-asleep cowbell hitting drummers
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半分眠ったカウベルがドラマーを叩く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A half-asleep cowbell hits the drummer
INTO JAPANESE
寝ぼけたカウベルがドラマーを襲う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The sleepy cowbell hits the drummer
INTO JAPANESE
眠そうなカウベルがドラマーを叩く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A sleepy cowbell hits the drummer
INTO JAPANESE
眠そうなカウベルがドラマーを襲う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A sleepy cowbell hits the drummer
That didn't even make that much sense in English.