YOU SAID:
Half a pound of tuppenny rice, a half a pound of treacle. The tuppenny rice was twice as nice. Pop! goes the weasel.
INTO JAPANESE
タプペニーライスの半ポンド、トレクルの半ポンド。タプペニーライスは2倍の素敵でした。ポップ!イヤチを行く。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Half a pound of tappenny rice, half a pound of trecle. Tappenny rice was twice as nice. pop! They go iyachi
INTO JAPANESE
タップペニーライスの半ポンド、トレクルの半ポンド。タプペニーライスは2倍の素敵でした。ポップ!イヤチに行く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Half a pound of tap penny rice, half a pound of trecle. Tappenny rice was twice as nice. pop! I'm going to Iachi.
INTO JAPANESE
タップペニーライスの半ポンド、トレクルの半ポンド。タプペニーライスは2倍の素敵でした。ポップ!私はヤチに行くつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Half a pound of tap penny rice, half a pound of trecle. Tappenny rice was twice as nice. pop! I'm going to yachi.
INTO JAPANESE
タップペニーライスの半ポンド、トレクルの半ポンド。タプペニーライスは2倍の素敵でした。ポップ!私はヤチに行くつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Half a pound of tap penny rice, half a pound of trecle. Tappenny rice was twice as nice. pop! I'm going to yachi.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.