YOU SAID:
hair is painfully relieveing in my pit
INTO JAPANESE
髪が私の穴で痛々しいほど和らげています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hair is painfully softened in my hole
INTO JAPANESE
私の髪は私の穴で痛々しいほど柔らかくなっています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hair is painfully soft in my holes
INTO JAPANESE
私の髪は私の穴で痛々しいほど柔らかい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hair is painfully soft in my holes
That's deep, man.