YOU SAID:
hahahahaha yea that’s why i’m not fat but i was a great night and fun to hangout today omg is my birthday
INTO JAPANESE
ハハハハハそうだから太ってないんだけど、今日は最高の夜でたまり場だったよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hahahahaha So it's not fat, but today was a great night out
INTO JAPANESE
ハハハハハだから太ってないけど、今日は素晴らしい夜でした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hahahahaha so not fat, but today was a wonderful night
INTO JAPANESE
ハハハハハは太っていないけど、今日は素晴らしい夜だった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hahahahaha is not fat, but today was a great night
INTO JAPANESE
ハハハハハは太っていませんが、今日は素晴らしい夜でした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hahahahaha is not fat, but today was a wonderful night
INTO JAPANESE
ハハハハハは太っていませんが、今日は素晴らしい夜でした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hahahahaha is not fat, but today was a wonderful night
That didn't even make that much sense in English.