YOU SAID:
hahaha i absolutely love this thing
INTO JAPANESE
hahaha私は絶対にこの事を愛する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hahaha I absolutely love this thing
INTO JAPANESE
私は絶対にこのことが大好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I absolutely love this
INTO JAPANESE
私は絶対にこれが大好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I absolutely love this
That didn't even make that much sense in English.