YOU SAID:
haha you touched it,it is poo
INTO JAPANESE
母に触れ、うんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Touched by my mother, yes immediately
INTO JAPANESE
すぐにはい、私の母に感動
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now yes, impressed by my mother
INTO JAPANESE
今はい、私の母に感動
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now, my mother touched
INTO JAPANESE
今、私の母に触れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now, my mother touched
That didn't even make that much sense in English.