YOU SAID:
Haha, you're so fat you can't fit into a train
INTO JAPANESE
ハハ、あなたは電車に収まらないほど太っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Haha, you're fat enough to fit on the train
INTO JAPANESE
ハハ、あなたは電車に収まるほど太っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Haha, you're fat enough to fit on the train
That didn't even make that much sense in English.