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haha what if i got a massive piece of bacon and threw it at your face

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私はベーコンの巨大な部分を持って、あなたの顔にそれを投げた場合は何をハハ

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Haha what if I got a huge piece of bacon and threw it in your face

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もし私がベーコンの巨大な部分を手に入れて、あなたの顔にそれを投げたら

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If I get a huge piece of bacon and throw it in your face

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私はベーコンの巨大な部分を取得し、あなたの顔にそれを投げる場合

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If I get a huge piece of bacon and throw it in your face