YOU SAID:
ha ha! i'm wearing non-slip-shoes-so-ha!
INTO JAPANESE
ハハ!私は滑り止めの靴を着ています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Haha! I wear non-slip shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
ハハ!滑り止めの靴を履いています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Haha! I wear non-slip shoes!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.