YOU SAID:
H a v e a g o I d e n time my d u d e s a nd d u d e t t e s and b o w s e t t e s and chompettes
INTO JAPANESE
私は、私のdudesaとdudettesとbowsettesとchompettesを時間を捧げる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I devote my time to dudesa and dudettes and bowsettes and chompettes
INTO JAPANESE
私はdudesaとdudettesとbowsettesとchompettesに私の時間を捧げる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I devote my time to dudesa and dudettes and bowsettes and chompettes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.