YOU SAID:
Guys! Hey fellas, listen! It's just bread that gets tumors!
INTO JAPANESE
みんな!ねえ、聞いて!それは腫瘍になるパンです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are not gonna believe this.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ 聞いて!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are not gonna believe this.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.