YOU SAID:

guys are things that keep secrets from the bananas that plague us all today

INTO JAPANESE

男のものがすべて今日私たちを苦しめるバナナからの秘密を保つ

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All of men keep secrets from bananas that afflict us today

INTO JAPANESE

男っていうのは　奥さんに隠し事をするものです どんな男でも

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All men keep secrets from their wives--all of them.

INTO JAPANESE

男っていうのは　奥さんに隠し事をするものです どんな男でも

BACK INTO ENGLISH

All men keep secrets from their wives--all of them.