YOU SAID:
Guy Fork is so hot and would be sad if I got eighteen robots
INTO JAPANESE
ガイフォークスはとても暑くて、18台のロボットを手に入れたら悲しいでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Guy Fawkes is so hot that it would be sad to get 18 robots
INTO JAPANESE
ガイフォークスはとても暑いので、18台のロボットを手に入れるのは悲しいでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Guy Fawkes is so hot that it would be sad to get 18 robots
That didn't even make that much sense in English.