YOU SAID:
Gus, don't be exactly half of an eleven-pound black forest ham.
INTO JAPANESE
Gus、正確には11ポンドの黒い森林ハムの半分ではない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Gus, not exactly half of the 11 pound black forest ham.
INTO JAPANESE
ガウス、正確には11ポンドの黒い森林ハムの半分ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Gauss is not exactly half of the 11 pound black forest ham.
INTO JAPANESE
ガウスは、正確には11ポンドの黒い森のハムの半分ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Gauss is not exactly half of the 11 pound black forest ham.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.