YOU SAID:
Gurl I just ate a crossbow
INTO JAPANESE
ガール、クロスボウを食べたところだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Girl, I just ate a crossbow.
INTO JAPANESE
お嬢さん、クロスボウを食べたところです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Girl, I just ate a crossbow.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.