YOU SAID:
Guess what? Today is NOT Wednesday my dudes.
INTO JAPANESE
なんでしょうね。今日は水曜日ではありません、私の男。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wonder what. Today is Wednesday, is not the man for me.
INTO JAPANESE
何ですかね。今日は水曜日です、私の男ではないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is Wednesday.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は水曜日です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is Wednesday.
Come on, you can do better than that.