YOU SAID:
Greetings! My name is Stale Ramen and I am here to say that people like you aren't real.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!私の名前は古いラーメンです。あなたのような人は本物ではないと言いたいのです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! My name is Old Ramen. I want to say that people like you are not real.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!私の名前は老ラーメンです。あなたのような人は本物ではないと言いたいのです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! My name is Old Ramen. I want to say that people like you are not real.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.