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Greetings and salutations, my fellow compatriot Caleb Smith. This is Jacob Goodall, writing to inquire as to the possibility of an Asian role on the Discord server known as [The Place]. I think that it would be a good idea for all parties involved. I am the entity writing this essay, as my Asian heritage is very important to me. I believe we should add this role to the server as it would expand upon the server’s cultural heritage, it would be funny for the memes, and it would look good on you for the first aforementioned reason. So, to start with the first reason. Asian representation is becoming more and more important in this day and age. As racial representation spiked with BLM, it brought to light quite a few more underrepresented societies, one of those being that of the Asian community. A lot of Asian heritage has been extremely whitewashed, with the only thing being left to the popular majority being weebs, mukbang, anime, and false information about ninjas and samurais. This is unacceptable, as there is so much more to Asian culture. Therefore, I would like to act as an emissary for my people for this particular server. Now moving onto potentially the best reason why: the memes. As you know, the majority of the Discord server [The Place] is primarily composed of high school sophomores. This means that we are particularly subject to the funnies, the hee-hee’s, and the occasional guffaws. This rank is obviously meant as a joke, and if it were to be taken to completion, it would only strengthen the humor produced by the gag rank. If the joke were not completed, however, then the joke would end up fading into obscurity, which would not be very cash money. That would be a Rest In Pepperonis.

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挨拶と挨拶、私の仲間の同胞であるカレブ・スミス。これはJacobGoodallで、[ThePlace]として知られるDiscordサーバーでのアジアの役割の可能性について尋ねるために書いています。関係者全員にとって良い考えだと思います。私のアジアの遺産は私にとって非常に重要なので、私はこのエッセイを書いている実体です。私たちはすべきだと信じています

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Greetings and greetings, my fellow compatriot Caleb Smith. This is Jacob Goodall, writing to ask about the potential role of Asia in the Discord server known as [The Place]. I think it's a good idea for everyone involved. My Asian heritage is very heavy for me

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あいさつとあいさつ、私の仲間の同胞であるカレブ・スミス。 [ThePlace]として知られるDiscordサーバーにおけるアジアの潜在的な役割について質問するJacobGoodallです。関係者全員にとって良い考えだと思います。私のアジアの遺産は私にとって非常に重いです

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Greetings and greetings, my fellow compatriot Caleb Smith. Jacob Goodall asks about Asia's potential role in the Discord server known as [The Place]. I think it's a good idea for everyone involved. My Asian heritage is very heavy for me

INTO JAPANESE

あいさつとあいさつ、私の仲間の同胞であるカレブ・スミス。 Jacob Goodallが、[ThePlace]として知られるDiscordサーバーにおけるアジアの潜在的な役割について質問します。関係者全員にとって良い考えだと思います。私のアジアの遺産は私にとって非常に重いです

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Greetings and greetings, my fellow compatriot Caleb Smith. Jacob Goodall asks about Asia's potential role in the Discord server known as The Place. I think it's a good idea for everyone involved. My Asian heritage is very heavy for me

INTO JAPANESE

あいさつとあいさつ、私の仲間の同胞であるカレブ・スミス。 Jacob Goodallが、ThePlaceとして知られるDiscordサーバーにおけるアジアの潜在的な役割について質問します。関係者全員にとって良い考えだと思います。私のアジアの遺産は私にとって非常に重いです

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Greetings and greetings, my fellow compatriot Caleb Smith. Jacob Goodall asks about Asia's potential role in the Discord server known as The Place. I think it's a good idea for everyone involved. My Asian heritage is very heavy for me