YOU SAID:
greeting my friend.how are you .im alright and very rich annd you ha ha ha ah a little feces right there feline ffrom my dog
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人に挨拶しています。元気ですか。私は大丈夫です、そしてとてもお金持ちです、そしてあなたははははは、私の犬からの小さな糞便がそこにあります
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greeting my friend how are you. I'm fine and I'm very rich and you hahaha there's a little poop from my dog
INTO JAPANESE
私の友人に挨拶します、お元気ですか。私は元気です、私はとても裕福です、そしてあなたはははは、私の犬からの小さなうんちがあります
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Greetings my friend, how are you? I'm fine, I'm so rich and you hahaha have a little poop from my dog
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の友人、調子はどうですか?私は大丈夫、私はとても金持ちだから、あなたはハハハ、私の犬のうんちを少し持っています
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hello my friend how are you doing? I'm fine 'cause I'm so rich you got a little bit of my dog poop hahaha
INTO JAPANESE
やあ。どうしてる?私はとても金持ちだから大丈夫、あなたは私の犬のうんちを少し食べました、ハハハ
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Hi. How are you doing? I'm so rich it's okay you ate a bit of my dog poop, hahaha
INTO JAPANESE
やあ。お元気ですか?私はとても金持ちだから、あなたが私の犬のうんちを少し食べたとしても大丈夫、ハハハ
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Hi. How are you? I'm so rich that it's okay if you eat a little bit of my dog's poop, hahaha
INTO JAPANESE
やあ。元気ですか?私はとてもお金持ちなので、私の犬のうんちを少し食べても大丈夫です、ハハハ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi. how are you? I'm so rich that it's okay to eat some of my dog's poop, hahaha
INTO JAPANESE
やあ。元気ですか?私はとてもお金持ちなので、犬のうんちを食べても大丈夫です、ハハハ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi. how are you? I'm so rich it's okay to eat dog poop, hahaha
INTO JAPANESE
やあ。元気ですか?私はとてもお金持ちなので、犬のうんこを食べても大丈夫です、ハハハ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi. how are you? I'm so rich it's okay to eat dog poop, hahaha
That didn't even make that much sense in English.